Just when you thought you’d seen all kinds of aprons, from trompe l’oeil pretend This BDSM apron came to demolish the competition. Although was it really an apron? Does she wear a pervert disguised as an apron? An obscenely rich person’s Halloween costume? An unnecessarily horny fever dream come true? Even our editorial team wasn’t quite sure how to classify the $2,512 leather apron, but that was also part of its appeal. Like David Bowie, olive oil and the viral Nugget sofas In the past, it seemed to transcend a single purpose or genre.
After all, what did I really know about this BDSM apron? I knew it was originally on sale for $4,186 (pocket change, for an oil tycoon’s wife). I knew it was also marked “in stock” on Wolf & Badger’s site (think Neiman Marcus, but with an eclectic luxury twist), implying it was a hit with customers. And I knew it would look great on a centaur and any other bipedal creature committed to accentuating its muscular, vascular torso and biceps.
The mark behind the half-body harness and half-leather apron appropriate for a blacksmith is called . According to the brand page, was founded in 2019 by an aerospace engineer and an architect who shared a passion for luxury goods. For example, the brand claims to be the world’s first manufacturer of luxury chemical-free leather-edged aprons and is completely Compliant with WRAP. Pragmatically speaking, the apron does not include the traditional pocket for a serving or tasting spoon, but it does include a cell phone pocket and a magnetic tool holder. You know, in case you need to send a quick hello while kneading handmade pasta dough or take a selfie while flexing behind a hot, smoking grill.
Is it worth blowing up the entire Eksandur leather apron? savings? Not at this moment. (I don’t have that much in my savings account either.) I still have questions about what home cook you need to be so busy on a Thursday? Certainly. But will I think about it every time someone mentions kinky clothing, a German sex club, or the need for a new apron? Absolutely.
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